Groundhog 'bama

Found this one some place or other ....
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Found this one some place or other ....


This one lived on various websites... dunno who made it...
Ok, now this is just odd. I found it on some random girl's myspace page.
Apparently, Obama's propsed bubonic plague supports and nationalization of the cheese industry is paying dividends...


In another distraction meant to keep American voters away from the real issues, Fox News channel announced today that the GOP is in possession of a birth certificate proving beyond doubt that Barack Obama's real birthplace is, in fact, planet Lappa IV, located in the Alpha Quadrant and inhabited by a splinter group of the Ferengi species, who have developed a highly collectivist culture based on the principles of socialist acquisition and redistribution of wealth.
According to conservative commentators, the Democrat presidential hopeful's home planet is governed by the Central Planning Committee made primarily of the State Board of Expropriators and Liquidators, who offer prayers and sacrificial offerings to a Blessed Taxperson in hopes of entering the Divine Pork Barrel upon death, and fear an afterlife spent in a Subsidized Housing For the Common Good they legislated and financed with public money.
This explains Barack Obama campaign's earlier secrecy over his birth site, especially if we consider the outdated constitutional requirement that presidents must be "natural-born" U.S. citizens.
Looking back, one can only wonder at the mainstream media's unblinking acceptance of Obama as a 100% Earthling, despite even such obvious clues as his big earlobes, a supernatural fundraising ability, and his campaign logo that resembles the emblem of the Ferengi Alliance.
See the People's Cube for details...
This would have been better without the onion head hat. Still, it's some fun merch from "Right Wing Stuff"...

Hmmm..... a race drags on as long as possible... a candidate manages to get enough delegates without really getting the popular vote... and that is epic? Go fig.
(Lolbama is by an unknown user of punditkitchen.)